retnjcop's Blog

1.) Look all you want.

2.) Eat all you want.

3.) Have fun with the guys.

4.) ROAD TRIPS !!!

5.) Get the nicest TV you can afford

6.) Fantasize all you want. If your married, you already do this about 99.9 % of the time. Women do it 100 % of the time.

7.) If the female is acting "weird", leave immediately. You'll do this about 90% of your life. When you return, send a freind in first. Remember, always think of your safety first.

8.) Associate with females only when you need to. You know what I mean. If this isn't possible, always ensure the TV remote has fresh batteries.

9.) Last rule. Always deny everything........demand proof.

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE !!!