Whordawg's Rock and a Hard Spot

The Man Rules

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down

Finally , the guys' side of the story.( I must admit, it's pretty good.)

We always hear " the rules " From the female side.  

Now here are the rules from the male side.    

These are our rules!

Please note.. these are all numbered "1 "ON PURPOSE!  

1.   Men are NOT mind readers.( FIRST & FOREMOST RULE)

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.

You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down,We need it up, you need it down.

You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports, It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.

Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.

Let us be clear on this one:

Subtle hints do not work!

Strong hints do not work!

Obvious hints do not work!

Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.

Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.

In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done.Not both.If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.

Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.

We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as Football or Hockey.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape.   Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.

Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;

              But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

                             Any questions?  See rule number 1.

The Man Rules

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down

Finally , the guys' side of the story.( I must admit, it's pretty good.)

We always hear " the rules " From the female side.  

Now here are the rules from the male side.    

These are our rules!

Please note.. these are all numbered "1 "ON PURPOSE!  

1.   Men are NOT mind readers.( FIRST & FOREMOST RULE)

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.

You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down,We need it up, you need it down.

You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports, It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.

Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.

Let us be clear on this one:

Subtle hints do not work!

Strong hints do not work!

Obvious hints do not work!

Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.

Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.

In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done.Not both.If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.

Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.

We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as Football or Hockey.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape.   Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.

Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;

              But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

                             Any questions?  See rule number 1.

The Man Rules

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down

Finally , the guys' side of the story.( I must admit, it's pretty good.)

We always hear " the rules " From the female side.  

Now here are the rules from the male side.    

These are our rules!

Please note.. these are all numbered "1 "ON PURPOSE!  

1.   Men are NOT mind readers.( FIRST & FOREMOST RULE)

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.

You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down,We need it up, you need it down.

You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports, It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.

Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.

Let us be clear on this one:

Subtle hints do not work!

Strong hints do not work!

Obvious hints do not work!

Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.

Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.

In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done.Not both.If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.

Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.

We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as Football or Hockey.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape.   Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.

Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;

              But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

                             Any questions?  See rule number 1.

"The budget should be balanced, the Treasury should be refilled, public debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officialdom should be tempered and controlled, and the assistance to foreign lands should be curtailed lest Rome become bankrupt.  People must again learn to work, instead of living on public assistance."

Cicero - 55 BC 

Someone finally said it but just how many are really paying attention to it?

There are African Americans, Mexican Americans, Asian Americans, Arab Americans, Native Americans etc. and then there are Americans

Some pass me on the street and call me names, like white boy, cracker, honkey, whitey, caveman etc. but ya know thats ok there just words.

Everyone says the whites commit more crimes against other people, then why is the getto the most dangerous places to live.

They have The United Negro Collage Fund, Hispanic History Month, Martin Luther King Day, they have Asian History Month, Black History Month, Cesar Chavez Day. They have Ma'uled Al-Nabi, Yom Hashoah, the Kawanza the NAACP and BET tv.

What if we started WET  (thats white entertainmant televison) We would be racists, if we had White History Month we'd be racists, If we had an organization to better the lives of whites only, we'd be racists.

We have a black chamber of commerce, a hispanic chamber and a regular chamber of commerce. Who pays for them?

There are over 60 openly proclaimed Black Only Universitys but if there was one that said Whites Only, boy would that cause a row

You are all proud to be black, brown, yellow, red and what ever other color you are but if we try to tell you we are White and proud of it we are called racists.  No matter what it is the white man that is always the racists and yet we dont riot when one of us gets convicted of a crime, we dont protest in mass about the unfair treatment we recieve at the hands of the local contabulary, but then again I forget WE ARE THE RACISTS.

Just thought I would bring this up to see what reactions I would get and from who. Please be intelligent with your answers. Try to keep the name calling down to a min.

Thank You

well it is offical the DoD has just sold missles to Isreal. The question is are they going to use them to attack Iran or just for defense of an attack?  Well actually Congress has 30 days to give there approval of not.

The missle well they're not missles they are smat bombs I guess that does make a differance at the GPS-guided GBU-39 and its said to be one of the most accurate bombs in the world. They can be fired from around 100 plus kilometers and can penitrate at least 90 cm. of reinforced concrete.

Now my question is should we allow them to have this type of weapon and if so should we make them "promise" not to use them for offencive purposes.

This is open for disscusion and for those of you that have nothing intelligent to say (and you know who you are) please dont bother.