2008's First Christmas Joke
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'
The man from Nova Scotia fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said.
'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.
The man from Saskatchewan reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'
Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.
The Newfoundlander started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?'
The Newfie replied, 'These are Carols.'
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Meb452m
Nov 17, 2008 | 10:12 PM |
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Whordawg
Nov 17, 2008 | 11:07 PM |
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Nov 17, 2008 | 11:34 PM |
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I am old and in dog years am probably dead or should be. I speak my mind and will listen if you have at least something intelligent to say. I am not politicaly correct and believe that being that way is one reason the U.S. is in the shape its in. Everyone is affraid of hurting someones feelings oh well get used to it. I am a Viet Nam Vet with two tours and another 10 years working for the government. I enjoyed most of it but got to old to run and crawl around anymore. I still have my eye though. (if you know what I mean)
Member Since: 6/6/2008
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