Whordawg's Rock and a Hard Spot

by Whordawg from Lost in Thought

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Tuesday Humor

Nov 17, 2008 | 8:17 PM
Category: Entertainment

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2008's First Christmas Joke

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'

The man from Nova Scotia fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said.

'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.

The man from Saskatchewan reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'

Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.

The Newfoundlander started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?'

The Newfie replied, 'These are Carols.'

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Nov 18, 2008 | 10:55 AM

Good one. Loops like the PC whiners deny the existence of women's underwear....what a dull, boring, and non-humorous world they must live in. I'm glad I'm not like that.

dhw1949

Nov 18, 2008 | 10:59 AM

Imagine a joke in the future...a bleep bleeped the bleep out of a bleep and then the bleeps who stood for bleep bleeped the bleeper till he bleeped, then they all bleeped on the bleep.....hahahahahha.

Whordawg

Nov 18, 2008 | 11:44 AM

yeah pretty soon the only word that will be allowed is BLEEP

dhw1949

Nov 18, 2008 | 11:57 AM

bleep-n-a

BOB54

Nov 18, 2008 | 10:35 PM

crotchless panties

BOB54

Nov 18, 2008 | 10:43 PM

The censor probably wears granny panties and flannel jammies with the feet in them.
But hey, if people are offended to know that women wear underwear, then maybe they should be banned. I don't have a problem with them going commando. Strictly in the interest of being PC and all.

BOB54

Nov 18, 2008 | 10:45 PM

It cracks me up the words they ban and the ones that they allow.

splat

Nov 19, 2008 | 7:20 AM

Hi bleep1949, Bleepdawg and Bleep54. Y'all have a bleep day!

Starrman1

Nov 22, 2008 | 10:58 AM

Whordawg, LM(BLEEP)O.
Thought I would make it easy for them

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Whordawg

I am old and in dog years am probably dead or should be. I speak my mind and will listen if you have at least something intelligent to say. I am not politicaly correct and believe that being that way is one reason the U.S. is in the shape its in. Everyone is affraid of hurting someones feelings oh well get used to it. I am a Viet Nam Vet with two tours and another 10 years working for the government. I enjoyed most of it but got to old to run and crawl around anymore. I still have my eye though. (if you know what I mean)