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Local writer NIck Sloan has an interesting take on it:

Yes, Virginia: Santa's A Socialist
Is there any doubt that Santa Claus is either a socialist – or worst yet – a Godless commie?

Consider the facts:

• He gives free stuff to children. What kind of message does that send to children? If Big Santa is there giving them handouts, how far behind is Big Government? Paraphrasing a good friend of mine: In a capitalistic society, children should have to earn those gifts.

• "Gifts" is a cute word for "handout."

• Doesn't the beard look a bit Marxist to you?

• Even if you make mistakes during the year, Santa still bails you out and gives you gifts...err...handouts anyway, even though you don't really deserve them.

• What's up with this talk about Santa being "secret?" Of course, that's how communists work – in secret ways. Whether it's communist propaganda in Hollywood or just anywhere in America, Santa works in mysterious ways.

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vision read my blog
Dec 17, 2008 | 11:18 PM

scrooge that stole Christmas (Bush administration), Santa bringing a gift of NWO (change). You know the saying "becareful what you ask for". When the head of Santa rotates and the scrooge head appears to hit the "well off" with tax to pay for all of Santa's giveaways others will cry.

jpbikerfreak read my blog view my photos
Dec 19, 2008 | 10:07 AM

The difference between SANTA and SATAN is just reversing the last 2 letters you know.

Ahhhh, how hardened we have become as adults.

I remember as a kid my grandma used to take me to breakfast with santa at metcalf south mall. Man I just thought that was the best thing ever.

And all throughout the year my grandpa would keep me in line by looking out the window and saying he thought he just saw santa go by.

Then came my kids, who have been raised in the instant gratification, house filled to the roof with plastic junk, etc, etc.

Now I feel like the guy on breakfast club - just want to give my kids aa carton of cigarettes and tell them to beat it LOL

Searchingtoo read my blog view my photos
Dec 19, 2008 | 10:41 AM

Actually, they might appreciate that!

I-RIGHT-I view my photos
Dec 19, 2008 | 10:42 AM

Actually Santa is a Conservative and Capitalists. He employs a large workforce, gives of his time and recourses equally among all people, loves children and traditional family values, honors the Christmas season and the Christmas Spirit, receives no government benefits and is hated by every liberal organization and socialist movement in the world.

So how does he earn a living? Product endorsements and personal appearances, just like every other super star. Santa rocks!!!

WingMan read my blog view my photos
Dec 19, 2008 | 11:32 AM

The difference between SANTA and SATAN is just reversing the last 2 letters you know.

Sanat, that doesnt work - LOL

GOD Bless,
jerry

Searchingtoo read my blog view my photos
Dec 19, 2008 | 11:46 AM

he doesnt employ them, they all work together and in exchange, they are given homes, food, clothing..

Searchingtoo read my blog view my photos
Dec 19, 2008 | 12:04 PM

Actually, they are more like slaves..

StephentheHeathen read my blog view my photos
Dec 19, 2008 | 1:02 PM

And check their immigrant status, everything comes from the south at the North Pole.

Searchingtoo read my blog view my photos
Dec 19, 2008 | 1:26 PM

LOL Stephen.. hadnt thought of that.. LOL

I-RIGHT-I view my photos
Dec 19, 2008 | 2:30 PM

"he doesnt employ them, they all work together and in exchange, they are given homes, food, clothing.."

That is nothing more than communist propaganda. Obama voters crack me up.

Searchingtoo read my blog view my photos
Dec 19, 2008 | 2:33 PM

I am not an Obama voter.. you must be new here!

jpbikerfreak read my blog view my photos
Dec 19, 2008 | 2:34 PM

OK shouldn't have said LAST wingman. You're on the ball... LOL

Instructions for turning SANTA into SATAN:

1. Disconnect the negative battery lead. (I don't know where, but all instructions start off this way).

2. Delete SANTA.

3. Insert SATAN.

4. Enjoy!

SANTA=SATAN

Could that have been caused by.... oh I don't know....... SSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNN?

Searchingtoo read my blog view my photos
Dec 19, 2008 | 2:41 PM

LOL!

jpbikerfreak read my blog view my photos
Dec 19, 2008 | 4:23 PM

1. Lather

2. Rinse

3. Repeat

Are people REALLY that stupid....

Wait don't answer that.

mnaines read my blog view my photos
Dec 19, 2008 | 7:40 PM

jpbikerfreak, you want stupidity, try this: Parents give their teenagers the latest and greatest cellular phones or high-performance sportscars then expect their kids to behave themselves...Yeah, right. You give a teenager a camera phone with text messaging capability and you're liable to wind up with child porn charges on your next phone bill. You give your teenager a Mustang GT or a Corvette Z06 and you're liable to wind up with several speeding tickets, a street racing charge, or even worse, a dead teen. And the really sad thing is parents never believe their teens will do anything like that. Now THAT is stupid.

I-RIGHT-I view my photos
Dec 20, 2008 | 2:32 PM

"I am not an Obama voter.. you must be new here!"

I'm new here, and I know you're kidding about Santa but it is exactly what an Obama voter would say. Have a great Christmas and be careful when you empty your stocking Christmas morning. Santa doesn't take kindly to being called a ratbastardcommiemofo.

Liberalhippe read my blog
Dec 20, 2008 | 4:26 PM

Remember this holiday is about Jesus not Santa! Santa is a contrived figure, St. Nichols was a good guy who help out the poor by giving them coal to keep warm through the long winter months. Our currant incarnation, a fat white guy who is obviously drunk, all the tell tale signs are there; the loud laughing, bright red nose, his weight issue. This figure gives all the wrong messages to our youths, expect a handout, let yourself go, what are we teaching the youth of our society putting Santa on a pedestal. He's a cat bugler for goodness sakes, what if he turns bad some day.
Jesus on the other hand, was a communist. He owned nothing He lived with twelve men who shared everything equally,
The second and fourth chapters of the Book of Acts give a clear example, too seldom followed in Christian churches today, of what most would consider communism:
"All the believers were together and had everything in common. Selling their possessions and goods, they gave to anyone as he had need. Every day they continued to meet together in the temple courts. They broke bread in their homes and ate together with glad and sincere hearts." (Acts 2:44-46 NIV)

"All the believers were one in heart and mind. No one claimed that any of his possessions was his own, but they shared everything they had. There were no needy persons among them. For from time to time those who owned lands or houses sold them, brought the money from the sales and put it at the apostles' feet, and it was distributed to anyone as he had need." (Acts 4:32-35 NIV)

The Gospels are

BeStrong read my blog view my photos
Dec 20, 2008 | 8:30 PM

Ummmm.... give your grown child a place to live and they may never leave. Mnaimes, spout off when you can support yourself. Seems you are the spoiled child whom you despise so.

Searchingtoo read my blog view my photos
Dec 22, 2008 | 8:09 AM

Hey! Bestrong! Great to hear from you!

flyover_mark read my blog
Dec 22, 2008 | 12:54 PM

I figured that sooner or later, someone would make the "Jesus was a communist" argument. Leave it to a liberal to deride the message of Christmas, and then supplant GOD with a failed political system. How much more fun it is to tear down religeous traditions, with nothing but contempt to replace them with.
What's wrong, LH, didn't get a pony when you were little?

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I have been a long time blogger. I will stand up for things that I dont like.. but mostly just like to debate and have a good time talking with other bloggers.

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