Jan 27, 2009 | 9:44 AM
Category:
News
Sharita Hutton was reporting on winter road conditions from the Waffle House on Front Street this morning. They presented her with a fresh waffle topped with a buttery number 4 . It looked so GOOD. Sharita promised Don Harmon she would deliver the freshly grilled waffle to him at the station, then she leaned over and gave it a big lick.
That was so funny, Sharita. Hee-hee...
Jan 27, 2009 | 6:59 AM
Category:
News
It is rumored that Al Gore will not be present to testify before
congress about global warming. No one has seen Al for several days or been successful in reaching him for comment.
Jan 26, 2009 | 1:54 PM
Category:
Entertainment
Who watched the new Fox TV show, "Lie To Me"?
Based on the
real-life scientific discoveries of Paul Ekman, the series follows
Lightman and his team of deception experts as they assist law
enforcement and government agencies to expose the truth behind the lies.
Tim Roth is purrrrrrfect in this role. 
Web site link:
http://www.fox.com/lietome/characters/tim.htm
Test your deception abilities:
http://www.fox.com/lietome/lightmantests/
Jan 23, 2009 | 8:48 AM
Category:
Entertainment
Obama-Chia
Jan 14, 2009 | 7:47 AM
Category:
Entertainment
The new season of American Idol was aired
last night with Bikini Girl as the most memorable contestant. Simon and
Randy were very impressed by her talent. Paula and Kara were appalled
by her lack of talent. Nevertheless, Bikini Girl got the Golden
Ticket to Hollywood! 
Did you watch American Idol last night?
In your opinion, is Bikini Girl a vocal talent?
Will you be tuned for the next episode to see if she will be strutting her talent in another bikini?
Nov 11, 2008 | 4:24 AM
Category:
Political
Hello all,
I am back to blogging after three days in Fox 4 purgatory. I wish to express my deep gratitude to Webbecca, who has been forgiving and gracious in allowing me to return to the warm embrace of the Fox 4 blogging community. I want everyone to know that I now realize I was wrong, wrong, wrong to use a naughty word in a previous post. I sincerely apologize for using the V word, which referred to a woman's most personal anatomy south of the border. I honestly thought it was okay to use that word because I hear it on TV frequently. Just recently, I heard that word used repeatedly on Oprah along with a lot of other interesting words that sort of embarrassed me. I decided to call Mother O' to request help with my Fox 4 gag. She told me that even with her great influential powers and unlimited money, which helped to elect a neophyte senator to the Presidency, she did not have the power to overturn Webbecca's gag. Instead, Mother O' gave me her warmest motherly advice by wisely suggesting that in the future, I should be much more careful about using clinical terms for human anatomy because it might confuse or offend the more delicate minded folks who blog on Fox 4. Mother O' suggested that in the future, I should be careful in remembering to substitute cute child like terms for the naughty word, such as:
"The Private Zone"
"The Personal Area Down There"
"The Business District"
"The Divine Zone"
And Oprah's personal favorite term of affection for the "V" word, "Vuh-JJ" or something like that.
Mother Oprah also gave me a copy of her latest book of the month,
"Baby's First Profane Words"
I plan to start reading this book right away. In the future, I will do my best to remember Oprah's sage advice about substituting these cute words.
Thank-you again Webbecca, for releasing me from the Fox 4 purgatory cage. You could have offered better refreshments in there, but I'm not complaining.
Oct 21, 2008 | 11:30 AM
Category:
Political
My previous Obama post which was deleted by Fox 4, was an experiment to see if Fox 4 would allow my Obama post to remain after they featured exactly the same comments made by N2dep2care on the FRONT page. The difference? N2dep2care's comments were made about Devil Eyes McCain while my post was about Devil Eyes Obama.
"Dark, scary devil eyes. I noticed them especially at the last debate.
Some people call them Shark eyes because of the dense blackness and
lifelessness that looms behind them. The eyes being a mirror to the
soul- what does these demonic eyes tell you about the man? Just a question."
Lesson learned: A member is allowed to say whatever they wish about McCain, but they had better not dare say the same thing about Obama.
Fox 4, you failed the bias test miserably.
Aug 9, 2008 | 1:18 PM
Category:
Political
Oh well... His political career may go down in flames, but there will always be another big corporation this ambulance chasing lawyer can sue.
Aug 9, 2008 | 11:28 AM
Category:
Political
Three New Naval Ships
The USS REAGAN Seeing it next to the Arizona Memorial really puts its size into perspective... ENORMOUS! 
BEAUTIFUL!
When the Bridge pipes 'Man the Rail' there is a lot of rail to man on this monster: shoulder to shoulder, around 4.5 acres. Her displacement is about 100,000 tons with full complement.
Capability
Top speed exceeds 30 knots, powered by two nuclear reactors that can operate for more than 20 years without refueling
1. Expected to operate in the fleet for about 50 years
2. Carries over 80 combat aircraft
3. Three arresting cables can stop a 28-ton aircraft going 150 miles per hour in less than 400 feet
Size
1. Towers 20 stories above the waterline
2. 1092 feet long; nearly as long as the Empire State Building is tall
3. Flight deck covers 4.5 acres
4. 4 bronze propellers, each 21 feet across, weighing 66,200 pounds
5. 2 rudders, each 29 by 22 feet and weighing 50 tons
6. 4 high speed aircraft elevators, each over 4,000 square feet
Capacity
1. Home to about 6,000 Navy personnel
2. Carries enough food and supplies to operate for 90 days
3. 18,150 meals served daily
4. Distillation plants provide 400,000 gallons of fresh water from sea water daily, enough for 2,000 homes
5. Nearly 30,000 light fixtures and 1,325 miles of cable and wiring 1,400 telephones
6. 14,000 pillowcases and 28,000 sheets
7. Costs the Navy approximately $250,000 per day for pier side operation
8. Costs the Navy approximately $25 million per day for underway operations (Sailor's salaries included).
US Navy welcomes the USS Bill Clinton Sunday, July 2, 2006 Vancouver , BC . Headed for Seattle, WA., the US Navy welcomed the latest member of its fleet today.
The USS William Jefferson Clinton (CVS1) set sail today from its home port of Vancouver , BC. 
The ship is the first of its kind in the Navy and is a standing legacy to President Bill Clinton 'for his foresight in military budget cuts' and his conduct while president.
The ship is constructed nearly entirely from recycled aluminum and is completely solar powered with a top speed of 5 knots.
It boasts an arsenal comprised of one (unarmed) F14 Tomcat or one (unarmed) F18 Hornet aircraft which, although they cannot be launched or captured on the 100 foot flight deck, form a very menacing presence.
As a standing order, there are no firearms allowed on board.
The 20 person crew is completely diversified, including members of all races, creeds, sex, and sexual orientation.
This crew, like the crew aboard the USS Jimmy Carter, is specially trained to avoid conflicts and appease any and all enemies of the United States at all costs!
An on board Type One DNC Universal Translator can send out messages of apology in any language to anyone who may find America offensive. The number of apologies are limitless and though some may seem hollow and disingenuous, the Navy advises all apologies will sound very sincere.
The ship's purpose is not defined so much as a unit of national defense, but instead in times of conflict, the USS Clinton has orders to seek refuge in Canada . The ship may be positioned near the Democratic National Party Headquarters for photo-ops. The Clintons Should be very proud.
USS Barack Obama sailing in from Cuba
Aug 8, 2008 | 11:05 AM
Category:
News
Why has this been so hush-hush in the local media?
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,391426,00.html?CMP=
KNC-G-Pres&HBX_PK=john_edwards_affair&HBX_OU=50&gclid=C
Oa3zvOy_pQCFSCcnAodLFVIrA
A Beverly Hills hotel security guard
told FOXNews.com he intervened this week between a man he identified as
former Sen. John Edwards and tabloid reporters who chased down the
former presidential hopeful after what they're calling a rendezvous
with his mistress and love child. The Beverly Hilton Hotel guard said he
encountered a shaken and ashen-faced Edwards — whom he did not
immediately recognize — in a hotel men's room early Tuesday morning in
a literal tug-of-war with reporters on the other side of the door.
Uh! Oh!!!!!
http://faux4.proboards84.com/
Aug 7, 2008 | 10:01 AM
Category:
News
Which American holiday is next? Thanksgiving?
