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So I know that 10 years into "rebuilding" the Chiefs are ready to start doing some decent building with these draft picks they are starting to accumalate. I would like to offer two suggestions....
HEAD COACH
TEAM PRESIDENT
Seriously, I'm available for either one. Now I know that I'm not the most experienced person for the job but I also know that I can't screw anything up worse than they have and I know that I would settle for a lot less money than those two wastes of paper are getting.
And on another note; going for two with 20 some seconds left in the game when the extra point after the touchdown would have tied the game? Going for two when it took more than a whole quarter to get the ball in the endzone to start with, and someone thought that they could do it on back to back plays??
Thanks for at least trying Tony, you had a helluva game today, but please consider a new team soon. A future hall of famer like you really really really deserves a super bowl ring before retirement and you're not going to get one in KC.
AP-Kansas City, MO
Practice was halted today during scrimmage excercises for the Kansas City Chiefs after a threatening white powder was found on the playing field. Authorities were called to the field and a full evacuation was conducted. However it was quickly determined that the foreign white substance was in fact the goal line and it was safe to resume the season as it is highly unlikely they will ever encounter it again.
Q: What do the Kansas City Chiefs and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".
Q: How do you keep a Kansas City Chief out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.
Q: Where do you go in Kansas City in case of a tornado?
A: To Arrowhead - they never get a touchdown there.
Q: What do you call a Kansas City Chief with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief!!
Q: Why was Herm Edwards upset when the Kansas City Chiefs play book was stolen?
A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it.
Q: What's the difference between the Kansas City Chiefs and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get 4 quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q: What do the Kansas City Chief and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home (and get killed on the road).
