KenOfAZ knows everything

     I noticed in church today that there were many Christians donning gay apparel.  A few of the men were even donning bright red sport coats!  Some people donning red and green socks.  And some of the neck ties looked like they were part of the Richard Simmons collection!   A lot of the people looked very gay.  This political correctness is getting out of hand.  If a homosexual wants to don gay apparel, that is fine.  But I don't think Christians should be donning gay apparel.

     To all the homosexuals out there, I hope your Yule Tide is gay.  In fact, I hope it is flaming gay.

     And to all of the normal people, I want to wish you a Merry Christmas.

     And to all of you true Christians, I wish you a Happy Christ's Birthday Anniversary.

    And to you Lord Jesus, Thank YOU, and Happy Birthday.

     My favorite music radio station is KOOL 94.5 FM.  They mostly play classis hits, rock, pop, & disco from the 60's and 70's (my teen days).  As of the afternoon of October 31 (Halloween), they are playing 100% CHRISTMAS music until December 25! 

     Now don't get me wrong, I like songs about red nosed reindeer, Holy nights, snowmen, etc.  But it is 90* outside, and Christmas isTWO MONTHS away!  Can you imagine soaking in the swimming pool outside in the bright sunshine with Frostie the Snowman playing on the radio?  Get freaking real!

     It is bad enough to have Christmas decorations on display in the stores this early, but changing the music format this early is going too far.  I sent them an E-mail complaint telling them I will be listening to the other stations for the next month or more.  I haven't heard back from them yet. 

    What do you think?  Is it too early to be playing ANY Christmas songs this early?  100% Christmas songs this early?  Do you think they will lose listeners?

        Halloween is just around the corner.  I'm sure some of you will be going to Halloween parties, or dress up in costume to hand out candy or take your kids out Trick Or Treating.  So I thought I would throw some costume ideas out to you.  And I hope some of you will throw out some costume ideas too. 

     +    The main thing you need for this Halloween costume is one of those stuffed kid dolls that are called pouting time out dolls.  They are about two feet tall faceless dolls made out of stuffed kids clothes that look like a pouting or crying kid leaning against something.  You will also need some pants with about two inches of the legs cut off to make "flood pants" as we used to call them.  And you will need some clown white face makeup, red lipstick, eye liner, a white glove, and some velcro hook and loop material.  Glue or sew the velcro to the face of the doll, and groin of the pants.  Smear the white makeup on your face, put on the lipstick, eye liner, glove, pants and doll and you have yourself a Michael Jackson outfit.

      +     Many of you are planting rye grass and putting manure on it to make it grow.  Save the manure bag.  It will likely say something like el torro steer manure.   Cut some head, arm, and waiste holes so that it is like a shirt , making sure the name of the brand of manure is not upside down.  Put on some dark brown or black sweats and put on your manure "shirt" and go as a sack of manure.  If you want to add a little zing, you can write Obama or McCain with a black majic marker across the shoulders like a football jersy.  Or simply write "liberal" or "conservative" on the unwritten area of the manure bag.  HINT:  Wash the bag very well before wearing this, and put on some cologne or you might not be allowed into the Halloween party.

     +     Wanna make a political statement but don't want dress as a sack of dung?   Go to Wal-mart and pick up cheap devil costume complete with pitchfork and pointed tail.  Then go to a high end costume place and pick up a mask of your unfavoritist politician.  Say maybe Bush - Obama - McCain.  So you have a costume of your unfavorite politician as a devil. 

     +   On similar lines as the last one.  You can pick up a cheap witch costume complete with broom and pointy witch hat.  Go to a costume shop and get a mask of Nancy Pelosi, Sarah Palin, or Hillary Clinton. 

     +    If you just like to frighten people on Halloween, this one is for you.  Get yourself some dark brown jeans, and a tan shirt.  Get a toy sheriff star and put it on your shirt.  Go to Guadalupe and pretend you are a Maricopa County deputy sheriff.

        Does anyone else have any Halloween costume ideas?

        Lets hear them.

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  What about ME? 

  I'M the sexiest man alive!  Admit it ladies, YOU WANT ME!