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I have the solution to the problem.

If the National Anthem aka "The Star Spangled Banner" is changed to a more appropriate song, I'm sure the principal will allow you to sing whatever lyrics you wish.

Here is my proposal:

(Sung to the appropriate tune while shaking your booty)

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And they're like It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you, But I have to charge

I can see you're on it,
You want me to teach thee
Techniques that freaks these boys,
It can't be bought, Just know,
thieves get caught,
Watch if your smart,

[Chorus x2] La la-la la la,
Warm it up, La la-la la la,
The boys are waiting,
'ore the land of the fleas
and the home of the politically correct.

PLAY BALL! Amen! Praise Allah!


I think that covers it!