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BURY the BITTERNESS
Dec 10, 2008 | 11:31 AM
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The rest of the world cannot understand how after a bitter election campaign, American politicians can so quickly return to reality. For instance, Sarah Palin has invited to her great state of Alaska the men who defeated her, Barack Obama and Joe Biden.
She will provided a moose hunting trip for their enjoyment and has hired two prominent men to assist them.
Dick Cheney will instruct them in safe gun handling and Ted Kennedy will drive them back to their cabins in the evening. What a gal, that Sarah
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nemokc read my blog
Dec 10, 2008 | 12:30 PM

You betcha she is!

You also must have missed the full article...Cindy McCain will fly the plane they hunt from & Larry Craig will be handling bathroom maintenance at the cabin!

Thanks for the laugh! Have a nice day!
vision read my blog
Dec 10, 2008 | 3:02 PM

I heard Jesse Jackson requested a spot on this hunt for balls, he didn't indicate if it was "moose" balls he was after.

Sarah loves her moose balls, a delicacy and the most excitin' part of the moose to eat.

The following recipe -- Nu-cu-lar Moose Balls! -- was inspired by that great Serbian BLEEP chef, Ljubomir Erovic. Sarah tried some of his balls and instantly fell in love. Bottoms up, Ljubomir! (It is believed that Vladimir Putin partakes of Ljubomir's balls before judo sessions.)


Nu-cu-lar Moose Balls!
Ingredients

8-10 Moose BLEEPs (you will need to kill 4-5 moose)
1/4 cup moose lard
4 cloves garlic
1 Vidalia onion
1 Habanero peppers
1/4 cup dried witch weed
2 tsp dried wild desert tepin flakes
1 tsp paprika
1/4 teaspoon ground cayenne pepper
1/4 teaspoon ground cumin
1/4 teaspoon dried thyme
salt & pepper


Instructions
You will need to use a very sharp knife. If you don't know how to remove the moose's balls, have someone experienced help you. Remove the balls from the scrotums (save the scrotums for soup stock or BLEEP stew). Feel the weight of the balls in your hand -- nice eh? Tease your fella about his inadequacy (say it ain't so, Joe!). Boil the balls for 20-30 minutes with a pinch of salt to tenderize.

While the balls are boilin', slice garlic, onions, peppers, and dice the witch weed (say three Hail Marys when addin' the witch weed and throw salt over your left shoulder -- if you cannot get this herb, I'll try to find you some and I'll bring it to you).

In a small bowl, make the spice mixture: mix the dried wild

vision read my blog
Dec 10, 2008 | 3:06 PM

cont-
In a small bowl, make the spice mixture: mix the dried wild desert tepin flakes, paprika, cayenne pepper, cumin, and thyme. You betcha you gotta use all of these ingredients!

In a fryin' pan, melt the moose lard. Add the garlic, onions, peppers, and witch weed. Saute until onions are transparent. As soon as balls are soft, crank up the fryin' pan heat. Coat the balls in the spice mixture. Toss the spiced balls into the fryin' pan with the other ingredients.

Flash fry until balls blacken. The balls may swell with the heat -- the bigger the black balls, the better.
Add salt & pepper to taste.

Wash down with a Moosehead Beer® (even though it's made by cowardly Canadians who are holdin' back our pipeline, it goes with the theme, don't ya know).
vision read my blog
Dec 10, 2008 | 3:08 PM

Sunday, October 12, 2008
Sarah Palin's Famous Nu-cu-lar Moose Balls - Recipe


http://republicanpussies.blogspot.com/2008/10/nu-cu-lar
-moose-balls.html
ardboy read my blog
Dec 11, 2008 | 9:11 AM

A lot of kissing going on and I don't mean on the face!!!!!
jpbikerfreak read my blog view my photos
Dec 11, 2008 | 9:25 AM

ROFL... OBAMA, HUNTING..... still laughing at that one.

That dude has probably never held a weapon in his life, and I doubt he'd know an oak from a birch from a barbed wire fence for that matter.
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DogJ

I love to discuss Politics, Economics and Government. I consider myself a fiscal conservative and environmentalist. I'm often confused as being a moderate or Libertarian, but then I'm just often confused. I'm a debater, but stay away from discussions that get personal/attacking. I find that most people are deep in opinions and shallow in facts, (okay, that was an opinion). God Bless American.

Member Since: 2/22/2008


 

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